Every day H asks daddy “did you draw some circles today at work?” as that’s what Daddy Pig does.

Every time he’s asked this, he responds with how yes, indeed he did do just that.

I can see it now – toddlers all across South London who attend H’s nursery all telling each other their dads draw circles, as possibly the only daddy they come across does that for his job.

Though the plus side to this is someone somewhere worked out Daddy Pig is in fact an architect. So I guess it’s not a bad job to pretend to be doing. Kind of. Oh I know what I mean.