She’s being a bit awkward when we get to toilet time right before a meal, so for some reason (I must be ill) I said “Let’s give it a shot!” and immediately got ‘Living On A Prayer’ in my head. On repeat.

I then had to explain Jon Bon Jovi (you’d think I was a fan or something, I’m not), and how he lives in America and he sings that line in a song.

H thought for a while.

“Jon Jon Bovi let’s give it a shock on the toilet in sam fram cisco?”