H : Fountain sleeping!
(it hasn’t been switched on)
later in the day

H : Fountain!!!!
me : what’s it doing?
H : Fountain doing a wee wee!

She’s one proud little lady right now, having got her Duckling 2 badge at swimming yesterday. She clutched the badge so tight in the palm of her almost-23-month old hand, the happiest little girl she’d got something for doing so well. Next term and we’re in the Over 2’s class. Eek.