H today : S & S both have golden hair. It’s golden, like a coin.

H today : how does poo get out of a wully?
(cue both parents being unable to answer for five minutes)

H in the car : Daddy has brown hair. Lots of grey too.

H in the car : I won’t use scissors to cut hair, I can use my fingers. (shows me while I’m driving – I don’t see). Repeats this today. Parent reassured. Maybe we won’t get the hairdresser cut.. shows daughter photo of Auntie in the mid-70s when she did just that. Breathes sigh of relief at being older sister.