To be fair, the closest I’ve ever been to going is watching tv or the one time three of us went to the Pilton Party so it’s no big surprise.

So lucky those of you going this year, as EE are providing 4G WiFi. On an eco-tractor. With a 10 metre radius.

I’m currently having visions of thousands of people unable to get Wifi following the tractor and cursing EE and their lack of connectivity.

A bit like us EE customers, really. Surely they have the least appropriate name for the service they provide?