Well, the BBC Pregnancy Calender says you’ve become one today.

Things have changed, been quite sick, lost my appetite, and my metabolism has slowed.

Also, told Shaun about the mario plant in my stomach, burst into tears, and he fell about laughing as it was “too funny”- so I joined him, laugh-crying.

No thanks to the neighbours who shouted in the street at around 4am this morning. I need my sleep. Thanks a bunch.